John Colander, John Oliver’s replacement

John  Oliver, one of our favorite comedy hosts, did a bit on coal not too long ago where he predicted that he would be replaced by a robotic tea kettle in about five years.  My wife and I immediately decided that if John was gonna go, we wanted a hand in picking his replacement, so we mad John Colander.  I tried for months to contact Mr Oliver but had 0 luck, so here he is in all of his tea kettle glory.